Well, at least the recession has had some positive impact on the world, because the Castlevania movie has finally been cancelled. The troubled film has chewed through staff (including the luminary directors of Aliens vs. Predator and I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer), but now no one seems willing to take the reins.
The film was originally slated to release in late 2008, and focus on the rise of the belmont clan and the origins of Count Dracula. Anyone who suffered through the cut scenes Lament of Innocence can tell you that the storytelling opportunities afforded there are both sparse and embarrassing. Now we just need to blast the script into seven pieces and hide each in a mansion populated by monsters so no one will ever resurrect it again.
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[...] the Castlevania Movie succumbed to the gentle embrace of common sense and died, I made the terrible mistake of recommending that Konami blast the script into several pieces and then secret them in haunted [...]