I’ll stop posting about Portal 2 when it starts boring me. In the meantime, please enjoy these spoilers. It’s amazing what you can do with little more than a cube and Chell’s right arm. I wonder whether and to what degree Valve anticipated this sort of thing. Surely it’s expected that a game about breaking [...]
Insane Cube Tricks
May 2nd, 2011 No Comments
Tags: Portal 2
Portal 2 Review
April 28th, 2011 No Comments
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It’s hard to talk about Portal games without spoiling them. However, it’s fair to say that a strong lineage carries a burden of expectation. Portal 2 rises to that burden with a combination of diverse content, expert craftsmanship, and brilliant writing.
Tags: PC · Portal 2 · ps3 · Valve · Xbox
Portal 2 ARG Has Real Consequences
April 15th, 2011 No Comments
Hints and rumors from the Portal 2 ARG have been circulating for days, but Valve just came right out and said it: Portal 2 may release early, but only if you contribute. ARGs (alternate reality games) generally play a marketing role in the games industry. Developers code hidden messages about their games (release dates, features, [...]
Stop Procrastinating and Buy Portal 2 Already
April 13th, 2011 4 Comments
Oh hey, did you hear they’re making a sequel to Portal? Seriously though, it’s coming next Tuesday and you need to figure out which SKU to buy. Fortunately Valve just shared relevent news that should help. You may recall an earlier announcement that players will be able to enjoy cross-platform multiplayer Portal 2 between Steam [...]
Tags: Portal 2
How Valve May Have Sold Me A PS3
January 18th, 2011 No Comments
I was originally planning to review Costume Quest today, but Valve just announced something worth a brief delay. According to a press release, the PS3 will be the first home console with Steam integration, and the flagship title for the service will be none other than Portal 2. “The features shipping in the PS3 version [...]
E3 Roundup: Consoles/PC
June 25th, 2010 No Comments
There was a bunch of fancy hardware on display at this year’s E3. Sony continued aping the Wii with the Playstation Move. Microsoft debuted the motion-capturing Kinect, and Nintendo hopped on the theatrical 3D bandwagon with the 3DS. However, none of this hardware means anything without good software to back it up. Having already hit up the portable and downloadable titles, we’ll close this E3 summary week with console and PC games. Keep in mind that this includes Kirby: Epic Yarn, but somebody already covered that elsewhere. Everything else is here.
Tags: Child of Eden · E3 · E3 2010 · PC · Portal 2 · ps3 · The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword · The Sly Collection · Wii · Xbox 360
Valve Announces [Insert Surprise Here]
June 4th, 2010 No Comments
Seeing how I spend a few hours each week prying words from my gums, it’s always a pleasure to read good copy. Valve just sent out the following press release about the cancellation of their E3 Portal 2 event. Fortunately, the cancellation will be replaced by a series of carefully scheduled surprises, so you can [...]
Free Portal For Mac and PC through May 24
May 14th, 2010 No Comments
Can I get a hell yes? Having already tried alternate reality games and perfectly ordinary media coverage, Valve is making the strongest imaginable argument for why you should buy Portal 2, and that argument is Portal, QED. The game is free via Steam until May 24, and has been recently updated for Mac gamers as [...]
Tags: Portal · Portal 2 · Valve
Valve Can’t Wait for GDC
March 5th, 2010 No Comments
Tags: MTV Multiplayer · Portal 2 · Steam · Valve
